"Oh my God, oh my God!"
Vince Tyler (Craig Kelly)

"I'm always Kate Winslet"
Vince Tyler (Craig Kelly)

"Those Pens. I've got to get rid of those pens!"
Stuart Alan Jones (Aiden Gillen)

"I'd give him one, if I had one"
Donna Clarke

"Can you believe it, they have toilets where no-ones ever had sex!"
Vince Tyler (Craig Kelly)

"There are people talking in sentences that have no punchline and they don't even care"
Vince Tyler (Craig Kelly)

"Just tell her that you take it up the arse and get out of there!"
Stuart Alan Jones (Aiden Gillen)

"I'm doing it, I'm really doing it!"
Nathan Maloney (Charlie Hunnam) to Donna

"What does he say to them? If we knew that, if you knew the magic words, but he says them for all of us!"
Vince Tyler (Craig Kelly)

"You saw him! He's the best, I've had the best!"
Nathan Maloney (Charlie Hunnam)

"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning, If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
Alexander

"A gay man's legacy! That's what we leave behind A pile of trash!"
Vince Tyler (Craig Kelly)

"These nice men just came to fix your uncles plumbing"
Marie to her sons

"I'm black. And I'm a girl. Try that for a week."
Donna responds to Nathan's
"You're straight, you don't know anything"

"Just remember one thing Vince, you're fantastic"
Stuart Alan Jones (Aiden Gillen) to Vince Tyler (Craig Kelly)

"At your age you can make him beg!"
Dazz

Nathan's Dad to Stuart outside of Nathan's home: "He's only 15!"
Stuart Alan Jones in response
"The car's only six months and you've just buggered it!"

"That's right have a go at me, they are coming from the other side of the world now to have a go at me!"
Stuart Alan Jones (Aiden Gillen) to Cameron (Peter O'Brien)

"Lesbian letters, can Iread them?" Stuart to Lisa
"Doubt it - it's joined up hand writing!" Her reply

"He's here, he's queer, I'm buying him a beer!"
Alexander to Nathan

"Sorry, it's breaking up..we're breaking up!"
Vince on his mobile to Cameron

"Unrequited love. It's fantastic, 'cause it never has to change, it never has to grow up and it never has to die!"
Vince Tyler (Craig Kelly)